Are you bored to read all just about words after words? Okay here are some jokes to cheer you up before reading the chunks of words. A teacher wanted to test his student on historical facts.
The teacher said,"Once, someone asked Napolean Bonaparte for the meaning of the word "impossible".How do you think Napolean answered him?" The nervous student looked at the teacher blankly.He knew nothing about history. But nevertheless he murmured something but the teacher could not hear him. "What did you say? Can you speak louder? I cannot hear you,"said the teacher. The student then plucked up his courage. " I don't know,"he blurted out loud."Absolutely right!" the teacher exclaimed." You have given the right answer. Napolean said," I don't know because there is no such word in my vocabulary."